100 things about me

100 things about me

1. I am a natural blonde….. everywhere, It's been commented on, more than once.

2. I seldom wear cologne or perfume, but people are always asking me what scent I'm wearing. Probably my shampoo.

3. I like the smell of gasoline, cedar/pine or lemon.

4. I was a stepmother when I was married with three stepdaughters. The experience scarred me so profoundly that I now won't even date men with female children.

5. I would love to be a campfire girl group leader.

6. I don't know how to drive a motorcycle, but am going to take a class, soon. I have my learner's permit.

7. I love to listen to "Click and Clack" car talk on NPR.

8. I made a Halloween outfit that was a Heinz Ketchup bottle and went to a huge party, that was the funnest time I ever had.

9. I will try just about any food, but I don’t care for fruit or milk.

10. I feel the most lonely when I make an awesome dinner and noone is there to share it with me.

11. I feel guilty about not walking my dogs every day.

12. I have killed two VHS machines by speed changing the tape.

13. I love the sound of someone speaking German.

14. My first time was fantastic, he was uncircumsized. My one and only of that persuasion.

15. I hate to talk on the phone.

16. I love big fluffy hairy slippers. I have pale blue ones.

17. When I was a kid, my cousin and I would have sleepovers and laugh so hard, I'd pee myself.

18. I still have a bit of that problem today. Though I've gained lots more control!

19. I'd rather stay home for my vacation than go somewhere. I like being at home.

20. I like simple names, and am suspicious of those with odd ones.

21. I wish I lived in a condo.

22. I'm a morning person, always have been.

23. I think Jacklyn Smith is the most beautiful woman ever. I wish I looked like her.

24. Brad Pitt is adorable. He should be with me.

25. I met Chuck Norris in person (long long long time ago) and he flirted with me.

26. I recently reconnected with a childhood girlfriend and she's as wonderful and interesting as when we were children.

27. I still think my ex-husband is charming and sexy, but have no interest in him for myself.

28. I have over 200 Barbies, I love looking at them.

29. There are four paintings in my home that I did myself. I only signed two.

30. I sold one of my paintings when I was 19 for $500.

31. I won two national ad logos contests for major companies- General Mills, and Campbell's soup.

32. I once thought I was going to be a graphic artist.

33. I've never spanked a child.

34. I'm a registered Democrat, but I vote libertarian.

35. I know how to make the best margaritas.

36. The best home improvement I ever did was to change my bathroom sink handles from dial type to paddle type.

37. I've never been to a strip club.

38. I've walked out on male dancers at bridal showers because I think it's disrespectful to the ideology of marriage.

39. I used to play tennis with a male dancer when I was 22. Nice body.

40. I'd like to plummel Kelly Ripa and Kathy Lee Gifford, these type women grate my nerves with their sickening sweet tripe.

41. I've kissed a married man, or two.

42. I have no tattoos.

43. I have no desire to jump from an airplane.

44. I have no desire to bungie jump.

45. I fell from a playground slide when I was a child.

46. My brother had to ride my bike home.

47. My cousins still tease us about this incident.

48. I have a crazy aunt.

49. I ignore her when I see her at the supermarket. I don't think she even knows who I am.

50. I love foam, meringue, cappicino, mousse… mmmm foam.

51. I've had my tonsils out, when I was four.

52. I only remember the yellow terrycloth duck I got for that.

53. And my mom playing "Candyland" with me.

54. October reminds me of sugar cookies in the shape of pumpkins with orange frosting on them.

55. My favorite season is spring.

56. I love red hair, gorgeous.

57. My feet are too large for my height, they should be 2 sizes smaller.

58. My favorite holiday is Christmas, all the decorations, lights, songs. I just like it.

59. I hate the sound of my own voice, hideous. I sound like a complete moron.

60. I've never stood up a date.

61. I've been stood up more than once, but less than 10 times.

62. I had a girlfriend dump me because I was too geeky in junior high.

63. All the cheerleaders in high school were from my elementary school. As was the class president.

64. There were more than 8 elementary schools combined at my high school.

65. I was the only girl in my auto mechanics class in high school.

66. I got the second highest grade in that class.

67. The boys called me "Cha Cha" Muldowney.

68. I built the fastest motor.

69. My first orgasm totally caught me by surprise. ( I wanted this entry to be sexual)!

70. I sucked at basketball, softball, track, volleyball and flunked the presidential fitness test.

71. I can eat Chicken salad everyday.

72. I have to remind myself to eat something other than chicken salad.

73. I like my tea seeped not powdered.

74. My childhood was spent in only one house, one town. My parents still live in that town, though different house.

75. I have a butterfly birthmark, and a square. I won't tell you where.

76. Everyone in my family has blue eyes.

77. I prefer dogs to cats.

78. I like to sleep in a cold room.

79. I love carousel horses. I have a full sized one in my front room.

80. I wish I was as nice as my mom, but I'm too sarcastic.

81. I'm terribly allergic to bees.

82. I look awful in photographs.

83. I've never had a one night stand.

84. I hate going barefoot.

85. I've fallen asleep at a stop sign.

86. I missed getting my real estate license by four questions.

87. I'm glad I'm not in real estate, I don't like selling to people.

88. Blue cheese, on steak, apples, pears or walnuts. Oh yeah.

89. I took a class on building a house.

90. I had my house plans approved and wet signed by an engineer.

91. My house never got built because my ex-husband balked.

92. I would like the house I'm living in to be in a different city.

93. I talk in my sleep.

94. I sometimes talk so loudly I wake myself up.

95. I hate to be woken up out of a sound sleep, even when it's me who did it.

96. I have died in my dreams. I thought you couldn't do that.

97. I love the feeling of a sneeze. Wow what a rush.

98. I don't have any strong desire to live with my boyfriend or get married any time soon.

99. My first car was a 1973 pea soup green AMC ambassador. What a tank.

100. I sold it because my boyfriend called it "an old lady car".