Grocery store rant

Camping was a trip... Nerdman had an upscale tent so huge it took us a while to find a footprint to land it on. It was my dog's first trip and she threw up a couple of times, carsick I guess.
I had to go grocery shopping when I got back. Now I know this is very wrongfor me to say, beings I'm childfree, but why is it when a woman has a child (trophy) she thinks the rest of the world owes her something. FMothers seem to be oblivious to anyone around them. I needed to dash in the canned food isle and a little while later FMother comes down same isle, puke-sake ankle biter has it's own cart. One of those little shopper carts (whoever came up with this minature cart idea for poop sucking loin spawn ought to be regulated to having to shop with the nasty disease carriers the rest of their life) And of course the little dunderhead has spread out the cart across the isle so noone can pass and the moron FMother has the social skills of skunk scent and is allowing poop sucking loin spawn to block every shopper that needs to use the isle. So to get a little shopper rage on them when they came down the isle my way, I pulled out in front of them using the whole isle and slugged along like the mental patient. Ha!